Perverted Poltergeist
A lucky grandmother from England claims that she's groped at night by a ghost.
For those of us that have sleep issues, ghost groping might be a welcome addition to those very long nights.
The British News Wires are loving this story--mainly because this woman describes her perverted poltergeist as having the "arms of an octopus". In my opinion, that makes for some very good groping.
It would also make a great storyline for Paranormal Activity 4. Bring back the wonderful Kathy Bates!
My theory on this is simple...if you're going to be staring at the clock, why not get a little multi-limb stroking?
Gretchen Shift
Gretchen is an often exhausted, over-worked TV writer who goes by another name for important reasons like, she wants to keep her job. We are happy to report that as of this writing, her previous marriage plans are on indefinite hold--don't get us started but, she bought a new dog instead.
Comments
Debi Dec 1st, 2011
ummmmmm gives new meaning to 'ghost sex'
Sharon Dec 1st, 2011
Kristen Wiig would be funny in the role too!