We came up with a genius product!

It's the dirty little secret that nobody, except for maybe Joan Rivers and a couple of plastic surgeons, will talk about.  For those women out there who are suffering from a saggy vagina, yep, you heard me, a saggy vagina, we at Mypheme have come up with a solution.  Vagina Spanx!!  That's right, that trusty undergarment you have been using to hide all of mid-life's bulges?  We have come up with a new garment that just supports you in a way that never has been done before.  It almost makes child-bearing and birthing something you can embrace!  It's part of aging that nobody speaks about.  It's annoying in a tight pair of jeans.  It's hard to wear shorts.  They peek out of your underwear.  How awesome would it be to keep it all together and feel 15 again!  Mypheme genius invention of all time, what do you think?