Sex Tips For Crips
Bad knees, lower backs, rotator-cuffs, tennis elbows...someone needs to write a middle aged Kama Sutra.
"Wait...one second...no...here...no wait...let me turn this way...no...not that way!"
Sound familiar? All those years of exercise are taking their toll in the bedroom and I know I'm not alone here. In the spirit of telling it like it is, I just want to say that nookie in a neck brace is not my idea of having fun. So...what do you do?
One of best friends is a physical therapist and I keep trying to tell her that a lot of money can be made by writing a simple instruction book that offers "creative modifications" for those who have injured themselves while exercising. Include a lot of pictures, so you don't have to reach for your "readers", and create the perfect bedside table book. I really think it would be a home run! She wants to call it Bedroom For Boomers, but I'm a fan of Sex Tips For Crips.
Someone said that Yoga really resolves all of that. Santa, I think we may have to add a mat to the list.
Susan
Susan is one of the creators of mypheme.com!
Comments
Debi Dec 7th, 2011
Good sex is when you are in the middle of it all and you hear a crack , then go aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh . "I feel better , now where were we ?"
J.W. Dec 7th, 2011
You are nuts!
JamieC Dec 7th, 2011
There is a hip opening workshop next week.
Shall I sign you guys up ?
Mom Dec 7th, 2011
Listen close girls! Mom is in her late 70's and I take water areobics 3 times a week. Good for your joints and no aches or pains. Trust me try it you will see what you can do on land you can do in water! Signing off now.
Sheryl Dec 7th, 2011
Who's mom wrote that?! I LOVE her!!
shari Dec 7th, 2011
whose mom do you think would write that!!!!
elle Dec 7th, 2011
starting to rethink why you want to start yoga! let's just say TMI! gag
Debi Dec 7th, 2011
Ok I fess up , it's my Mom and El ........just wait until you get to be our age honey *rofl*
Lisa Dec 8th, 2011
Major OY!