Can't Speak, Send Text
I'm not going to let a little root canal stop me.
Don't ever underestimate the power of a middle aged-texter. I can throw the thumbs with the best of them. My kids make fun of me because they think I'm glued to my phone. It's true. I am connected 15/7. (A gal's gotta sleep, right?) I make every effort to answer a ringing phone, a chiming text and I'm the first one to admit that I don't like to miss a thing.
I'm so good at it that yesterday, I made my sister wet her pants. She called me when I was sitting in the dentist chair. I already had the rubber dam in my mouth and couldn't speak but I had my phone in my lap. The texts went something like this:
Debi: Having root canal cannot talk send text.
Sis: No way.
Debi: I am. Wait for pix.
And then I sent her the above picture. Thankfully my dentist had a good sense of humor.
Sis: OMG.
Debi: Told you.
Sis: Can't type. Laughing too hard.
Debi: What did u want?
Sis: Diaper. I just wet myself.
Debi: :)
The only time I won't text is when I'm driving. NO ONE SHOULD EVER DO THAT. But any other time...it's open season.






Comments
Jessica Dec 8th, 2011
This is too funny!
Lisa Dec 8th, 2011
I,m not that talented.