No more imagining because it's all about me!

It's a little steep for a paperback but at $49.95 (or $74.95 if you want to upload your photos), the people at YourNovel.com will put you and your honey in your own "customized" romance novel.

It's so easy! You fill out a questionnaire that asks for 26 details about you...like your name and your "honey's" name, eye and hair color, best friends' names, type of car, hometown, the cute pet names that you call each other (avoid using f**k face or you'll get a comedy), how long you've been a couple, favorite music, etc., plus a dedication page for writing a special greeting to commemorate the occasion.

To my lovely husband, in honor of 28 years of still schtupping.

Hello, Valentine's Day?

YourNovel.com has a dozen books and eBooks set in exotic locations around the world. There’s something for everyone (including Vampire and detective novel themes, a golf fantasy, and historical fiction). Each customized adventure-romance is available in a Wild or Mild version in terms of romantic interludes.

Mypheme recommends to go Wild if you're going to spend that kind of money.