For his 20th anniversary, Christian Louboutin has created a pill bag.

This shiny blue and white pill capsule bag is called the "Pilule". It even has "500 mg" stamped in red on the side.

Not that I have issues or anything, but whenever  I see a pill that I don't recognize, I immediately turn to drugs.com and do the pill search.  (If you read Mypheme, you'll know that I already made the mistake of taking a generic Ambien instead of a CVS Pepcid-AC on the last 10 minutes of  a long distance flight.) Major "Oy".

In any event, drugs.com allows you to enter the imprint on the pill as well as the color and shape. In less than a nano second, it spits out the possibilities with pictures and descriptions so you know what you're holding. It's a life saver, especially if you put a lot of different pills into one container, like I do.

So, of course I did a search of Mr. Louboutin's bag and up popped two pills! CYMBALTA - an antidepressant (you know those weepy commercials that make you want to shoot yourself?) and GEODON - an anti-psychotic used to treat manic depression. 

WTF? I'd rather carry a gold chained, green Pilule bag that screams extra strength GAS-X.

Especially at prices north of two thousand.