Are you one of those who likes to Gym around?

I have a friend who has been a member at almost every single health club in our town. She's tried them all. At first, with tremendous passion..."OMG, best workout ever", "Never felt my abs like that", "Great locker room", "They have smoothies", "I get a good workout and I don't sweat", "It's so clean", "They have Old Guys that are hot", "They have Young Guys that are hot", "It's not for sissies","It's so convenient", "They work you hard", "Cardio from Hell" and the best line...

"My body has totally changed".

Well, I've got news for you...I would be in major physical therapy if I mixed it up like she did. I'm deathly afraid of tweaking something and not being able to get out of bed.

I tried the whore thing once. On a Monday, I went to a Bikrams Yoga class and got behind a very hairy, sweaty man and almost tossed breakfast. The next day, I went for a spin class and literally left my labia on the seat. I followed it up with a Body Pump class and afterward I couldn't make left turns while driving because I yanked my neck the wrong way.

I'm sticking to swimming. It's the only place where I can work out and chlorinate at the same time.