Mypheme is sending a team next year to compete in this French race. Any volunteers?

A trio of women called Les Cocottes Codec or The Darling Chicks swept to the finish line in France’s high-heeled relay race last week. The prizes for the winners were, perhaps unsurprisingly, gift certificates for shoes. Okay Myphemers, this is our call to arms. We know that we can assemble a team of women who can run like greased lightning in 4 inch stilettos. I think its time to unseed the Darling Chicks. It might not be pretty, but we can train in the wide aisles of Costco. We have a whole year to prepare.

We noticed that the French allow the women to duct tape their shoes to their feet. This is a tremendous advantage. Com'on gals, lets kick some French ass...all in the name of shoes and a little pride of course.

It's a short relay race. Check it out.