Club House, Literally

Dec 3rd, 2009 - by Susan

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We got a sneak peak of the Woods Christmas card and it's not pretty.

Lesson Number One: Never take a practice swing inside your house with a Hybrid Rescue Club, especially when your (ok-so-maybe-I-fooled-around-a-little-bit) husband is right in your back swing.

Lesson Number Two: Always tell the truth. Truth = Respect.

Lesson Number Three: We don't care how famous you are sir, KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

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Susan

Susan is one of the creators of mypheme.com!

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    Debi Dec 3rd, 2009

    All I can say is if you put your putter where it don't belong ......................well what do you think . Besides , he put his 'tiger' in someone else's tanks and look where it got him.........not on the green of course *s*

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    Elle Dec 3rd, 2009

    SNL should have a field day making Blake Lively into Tiger's wife this weekend...

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    thya Dec 3rd, 2009

    was really hoping that mypheme wouldn't go there. so disappointed.

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    Susan Dec 4th, 2009

    The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin Woods is renegotiating her prenup to get an immediate $5 million payout from her husband and as much as $55 million more to stay with him for two more years. Viral photos like these (which appeared on the cover of the NEW YORK POST) can only help her. Seriously, now who has the better swing?

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    Debi Dec 4th, 2009

    I say to those who wish we hadn't gone there ......get over it cause it's what the people wan tto hear about ! Not real news but who's sleeping with whom .............so Tiger got exactly what he asked for ........... like the old joke...........When Johnny Carson asked Arnold Palmer how he made his putter so straight ...Arnie replied because my wife kisses my balls before each putt ...............Now get your mind out of the gutter *lol*

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