We just couldn't help ourselves. Take a look at our BBM's.

R: I will only look at my face when I look front ways at a mirror, and that is only to make sure my food is off the side of my face.

S: I'm only going to get pissed at my husband between the hours of 2 and 3.

R: I will not get angry when my car is brought back to me out of gas, but celebrate the joy my husband had driving it until bone dry.

S: I will try to order everything exactly as it appears on the menu.

R: I will try to wear everything in my closet and not just the same 3 things.

S: I will only have sex when both of my eyes are open.

R: I swear this year I'm only going to make ONE entree for dinner.

S: I will eliminate the word "cougar" from my vocabulary.

R: I will try to buy high waisted jeans and not worry about the muffin top.

S: I will try to figure out how the fuck to use facebook.

R: I will try to figure out how the fuck to use the Tivo.

S: I won't tweeze after a night of drinking.

R: I want to set the new world record for how long a blow-dry will last.

S: I won't let wet towels on a bed dictate my moods.

R: I will remove the 8000 Bed, Bath and Beyond 20% off coupons from my car.

S: I will be extra kind to anyone that still thinks I'm hot.

R: Me, too!!