Virtual Strip Search
Flying just keeps getting better!
Can we please find a better way to keep the terrorists off of our planes? I don't know if you know this, but in 2010, US airports are considering rolling out high tech, full-body scanners that can see through our clothing when going through security.
This is a major peep show friends. If you're forgoing the bikini wax job until you get to your destination, you might want to reconsider. These machines can see with tremendous clarity.
Can I repeat...tremendous clarity. It even shows your crack.
I'm all in for airline safety, but if these machines do get put into place, I want to make sure that the TSA screens the screeners for pervs. Can you imagine if a sexual deviant gets behind the controls on that machine? Talk about a dream job. He'll get stoked up all day on his shaft...I mean shift.






Comments
Debi Jan 2nd, 2010
While I can't stand the thought of someone 'peeping' at me I for one would get the perv who drools when he looks. Now mind you I am a 50 something with more paunch than Ponch for the TV show Chips *s* I would walk from behind the screen and say " Thank yew for making me feel yougn again .....then add ya perv " Truthtfully I agree with Susan , there has to be a better way . How about just scanning those that are on the "list" Come on government is involved in everything else ...come up with a better way
Jim Jan 2nd, 2010
..gives whole new meaning to the term, "carry-on baggage..."
Ginny Jan 3rd, 2010
I vote to bring back the PAT DOWN...I will miss getting felt up.
Kim Jan 3rd, 2010
Will they be able to read tatoos?
Stacey Jan 19th, 2010
Seeing the crack but not the pubes...hmmm. BUT are you seriously telling me that the "old fashioned" metal detectors wouldn't find that gun on this woman's a$$? Sheesh! Would these things have caught the "crotch bomber"???
Personally, I am much more worried about the radiation that these things would emit - think of all the people who fly virtually daily for work...that is a LOT of radiation!