Sucks To Be A Pig

Jan 17th, 2010 - by Susan
Medium_pig

These poor little guys have been sweating bullets since the swine flu outbreak and now European researchers have found a way to really ice them.

We don't hear much about animal experiments because I suspect that they are conducted secretly all the time around the world.  But occasionally a CRAZY ASS story like this sneaks out. And even though I am a big fan of crispy bacon, this one takes the cake. Thankfully it was foiled.

A few days ago, Austria was planing to take 29 pigs and bury them alive under masses of snow to study human survival chances in avalanches. The scientists wanted to study the effect of air pockets that form under snow during avalanches on victims' survival chances. Their ultimate goal was to develop new life saving and rescue techniques.

This is troubling and I have a few unanswered questions.

Who funded this research?

Will the pigs get shaped skis or will some be on snowboards?

And the most obvious one:
Were the scientists planning on letting the pigs take a few ski runs before they got buried?

Thoughts?

Thumb_sc002e5a9f

Susan

Susan is one of the creators of mypheme.com!

Comments

  • Default

    Vicky Jan 17th, 2010

    Is this one for real?

  • Default

    Karen Jan 17th, 2010

    Why can't they do this experiment with Rush Limbaugh?

  • Default

    Jill Jan 18th, 2010

    It does suck to be a pig.

  • Default

    Stacey Jan 19th, 2010

    I'm with Karen - Rush would be an excellent specimen. How about if we throw in Sarah Palin too? Oh wait, all that BS with no ventilation might make the air unbreathable and that could throw off the test results.

    Hmmm...bet I could come up with a few other people that should be buried alive - muah, ha, ha!

  • Default

    Sally Jan 19th, 2010

    It's not a good time to be a pig.

Add a comment
  1. Please leave following field blank:

Terms & Conditions / Privacy Policy