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A new twist on the menopause thing. For those of you brave girls taking hormones there is a silver lining that goes with the risks. Frequently, when I change my hormone patch, I experience a profound sense of horniness.  And its not just directed at my husband of many years.  I start finding all kinds of men attractive. Its insane. The waiter.  The dry cleaner. The guy I saw at the gas station. The Starbucks barrista who calls me "Ma'am". I mean really?  Its not like they are checking me out. Its more like I imagine a teenage boy feels. Its gotta be a hormone rush.

So I go with the fantasy, kind of flirting with the idea of flirting and then reality slams on the breaks.  With these boobs? This spare tire? The post baby vagina?  Who the hell am I kidding? Still, its kinda of a blast and I think totally worth it. So I say,  Go Hormones!