Swimsuit Season

May 6th, 2010 - by Susan
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The key here is to emphasize your favorite features...this year it looks like my feet.

I'll be the first to admit that the swimsuit season causes me to chase down a lot of things that look like they need fixing. That includes stray hairs, ( I've shaved, tweezed, electrolyzed and lasered for so many years that I bet an NYPD Tazer gun couldn't take me down), spider veins, (I'm a human mapquest, it's a lifelong battle), cellulite, (at least my chronic neck injury has helped that because I can't turn around and see my cheesey ass anymore) and general gravity. General gravity, you ask? Well let's just say I do a lot of tucking in.

Needless to say, this year the focus will be on my feet. Weekly pedicures and fabulous espadrilles are key. The extra four inches will make all of my features feel a little more favorite. I just know it.

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Susan

Susan is one of the creators of mypheme.com!

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    Debi May 6th, 2010

    Every year I try to lose before swimsuit season and every year I say I like who I am . I have gone from the skimpy 2 piece suit ( which I only wear in the backyard when tanning) to the tankini and then back to the one piece. At least black makes me look thinner than I am..so my best feature this year .........my personality. I'll have you laughing so hard, you'll forget to look at my wide end or belly *s*

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    Laura May 6th, 2010

    Feet first girlfriend!

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    Barbara May 6th, 2010

    I like this idea!!!!!

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    Maureen Piluso May 6th, 2010

    Never enough SHOES...

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    Jan May 6th, 2010

    Sounds great - but what do you do when you have ugly toes???

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    Debi May 7th, 2010

    Jan............buy ugly shoes? *lol*

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