Let's face it, who really WANTS to shoot botulism into our faces?

In addition to the danger Botox poses, lets face it, it's really falling to the bottom of the economic pyramid.   Forget about face-lifts, they are really over-rated and frankly never look quite as beautiful as a 20 year old anyway. You could try any number of wrinkle creams, gels and lotions. You could try oversized sunglasses and facial exercises.  You could walk around with a surprised look on your face at all times or only go out at night to dark restaurants.

Or you could try loving yourself wrinkles and all. Now that's economical.  It costs nothing and it's good for the soul. How about it?  We therefore offer you the Mypheme no-cost face lift solution. (See picture above.)   Now you just have to figure out how to drive while holding up your face!