Lights Are Off But Somebody's Home!

May 24th, 2010 - by Robbie
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I thought it was just me.

Then I was chatting with my girlfriends at dinner the other night and found out I wasn't alone.  After a night out with girlfriends, I come home to find myself in a dark house, dark bedroom, dark everything.  My husband and kids are home, but for some reason my husband decides to turn off everything, even if I haven't yet come home.  It's something I am sure he learned in childhood.  It also sometimes happens that he turns off the lights while I am still in a room, dressing or preparing a meal.  Helloooo?  Still here!!

My girlfriends told me that it happens to them as well.  One of them nearly broke her nose finding her way thru the bedroom to the closet.  The other friend has to feel her way into the house from the garage when she comes home last.  Whats up with that?   Are they just trying to conserve energy?  Do they forget that we aren't home yet?  Don't they care that we might kill ourselves just trying to walk in the door?  It's simply not in my DNA to turn off everything when I know he is still out.  Shit, I like to leave the lights on for my DOGS for fuck sake.  Is it a gender issue?

I'm thinking of getting one of those head flashlight thingy's and leaving it in my purse for use when I come home. I can be like a miner burrowing down into the caves.  Or I guess I could get a few of those glow sticks that the kids use at parties and crack a few of those babies open when arriving back in my house.   Or we could go back to the Victorian era and just walk in with a few lit candles.  For now, I will just keep fighting the good fight and locate the nearest light switch!

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Robbie

Robbie lives in Los Angeles and is the co-founder
of Mypheme.com.

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    Debi May 24th, 2010

    OMG .................my husband does the same thing, doesn't matter when I get out of the shower I like to watch the morning news...when he's done EVERYONE is done ...to what? save a fgew pennies ? That's all right pay back .........well you know what they say ............ Now off to owkr .....oopssss better turn off my PC *s*

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    Laura May 24th, 2010

    I want that light switch!

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    Sandy S. May 24th, 2010

    Stubbed my toe, stepped on the dog, hit the coffee table with my knee...I love your idea of a miners headlamp.

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    your Mom May 24th, 2010

    Hey Robbie.....Of course you don't remember your father not only turned off the lights but once put the chain on the door and went to sleep. I was having a majong night out. When I got home about 10:30 I couldn't even get in the door and everyone was sleeping..you, your brother and your father. Only your little sister was awake in her crib and kept yelling "Hi Mommy""".. no one heard her either and she couldn't get out of the crib. so..
    I had to go to a pay phone (no cells in those days) and keep ringing the phone until, you know who, heard the ringing. It's just a man thing.....PS He still turns off the lights everywhere..and this is 57 years later..

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    June Bug May 24th, 2010

    What a selfish prick!

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    mom May 24th, 2010

    hey June Bug this was over 50 years ago...life was very different then. mom

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    robbie Tollin May 25th, 2010

    Easy, Junebug, it was a long time ago..its the guys TODAY you need to worry about! Besides, it was my father!

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