The little pink pill goes before the FDA's panel of experts on Friday. Rumor has it that it's a dud.

Someone leaked the results of the study and they're not so good. Women taking the drug reported slightly more sexually satisfying experiences but seriously, who wants slightly? Also, we heard that the little pink pill causes some side effects like depression, fainting and dizziness, you know, the symptoms similar to those felt arriving too late at the annual Barneys NYC sale.

Speaking of trying to increase our sexual libido...Did you know that the FDA has already approved a handheld vacuum device that increases blood flow to the clitoris to increase sexual arousal? That's some smart house cleaning! We heard that it gives hickey's too.

If Viagra can make men pole vault for four hours then we at Mypheme say,
"Get back into the laboratory and don't come out until you can
approximate that!"

But do keep the color!