My boat has pulled in.

Although I like to think that I was working on my Vitamin D, I'm beginning to realize that my care free, sun filled summer weekends in my twenties are starting to get the best of me.

Combine that with a few more decades of general aging and Bam! No wonder I still have goggle marks on my face five hours after I've completed my swim.

We all know that with aging, the skin's outer layer, also known as the epidermis, thins big time. Add a little over exposure to the sun and there you have it. A punim marked by lines and crevices.

How come you can lose fat in your face but not in your ass?

My husband goes nuts when he hears me scream from the bathroom, "My F'en face is falling!"

"Loose the mirror!" he shouts back.

But what would I do with all of my tweezers?