Old School
It's tox-in-a-box!
What a concept. Since 1889, Frownies and Wrinkies have been "the secret
of many a smooth, tranquil brow and Hollywood beauty" or at least that's
what they want you to think.
Someone threw these into my birthday gag gift and it brought back memories of my mother. She used to use Frownies religiously and I clearly remember her getting the adhesive stuck to her skin. She was like human flypaper and attracted every gnat for miles.
Wrinkies and Frownies work by training your muscles to relax and if you use them every night, they promise smoothing results in just two weeks.
In my circle, we call it gluing your face down.
Still, at $19.95 for all of those areas, it's a steal!
Gretchen Shift
Gretchen is an often exhausted, over-worked TV writer who goes by another name for important reasons like, she wants to keep her job. We are happy to report that as of this writing, her previous marriage plans are on indefinite hold--don't get us started but, she bought a new dog instead.
Comments
Beth E. Jun 25th, 2010
These things are still around????????
A.M. Jun 25th, 2010
This is a mypheme movie idea if i ever saw one.
Debi Jun 25th, 2010
Didn't Susan do a blog on something similar a while back ..........hey if ya got duct tape .......anything will stick to wherever you want it *s*
Susan Jun 25th, 2010
There was a mypheme movie called Face Magnets. Sticky magnets that you applied to your face to force a gravity pull...you know that moon and tide thing. PS: It didnt work!!!!