Scientists have developed a blood test that can tell when women will hit menopause.

We're not just talking about when hair appears on your chin. This test is targeted for women in their 20's so that they can get a good estimate of what their age will be at menopause. You know for career planning and such.

When I was in my twenties, that wasn't even on the list of things that I was thinking about.

Talk about a killjoy... Dr. Nicholas Macklon, a professor of obstetrics and gynecology at the University of Southampton said that the test "will be extremely valuable to be able to tell women how fast their biological clock is ticking."

Are you f'en nuts?

Could the scientists please focus their energies on how to plug the oil spill in the Gulf? Like when is that hole gonna dry up?