Ancient Tool

Jul 21st, 2010 - Gretchen Shift

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Last week, some archaeologists in Sweden dug up this Stone Age object carved out of antler bone.

All I can think of is that there must have been some really lonely nights around the campfire. Call it what you will but this artifact looks like a dildo to me.

Scientists have reported that "the object may have been used as a tool, such as to chip flakes of flint, because one end is shaped into more of a point".

Oh I get it...it's the work and whack tool. Was it for men or women or both?

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Gretchen Shift

Gretchen is an often exhausted, over-worked TV writer who goes by another name for reasons mentioned above. We are happy to report that as of this writing, she will replace her title of single mother with that of bride to be. (Editorial update: temporary COLD FEET...we will keep you posted)

Comments

  • If that looks like a phalic symbol , honey you have been too long without it *g*

    Debi – Jul 21st, 2010
  • Don't be silly...it's a circumcised, flint jiggy-ma-bob.

    Janet – Jul 21st, 2010
  • Guess thats called getting your rocks off...haha

    Jill – Jul 22nd, 2010
  • Laughed out loud -and YES- it has been toooooo long!!!!!

    Rozzi – Jul 28th, 2010

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