Ancient Tool

Jul 21st, 2010 - by Gretchen Shift
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Last week, some archaeologists in Sweden dug up this Stone Age object carved out of antler bone.

All I can think of is that there must have been some really lonely nights around the campfire. Call it what you will but this artifact looks like a dildo to me.

Scientists have reported that "the object may have been used as a tool, such as to chip flakes of flint, because one end is shaped into more of a point".

Oh I get it...it's the work and whack tool. Was it for men or women or both?

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Gretchen Shift

Gretchen is an often exhausted, over-worked TV writer who goes by another name for important reasons like, she wants to keep her job. We are happy to report that as of this writing, her previous marriage plans are on indefinite hold--don't get us started but, she bought a new dog instead.

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    Debi Jul 21st, 2010

    If that looks like a phalic symbol , honey you have been too long without it *g*

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    Janet Jul 21st, 2010

    Don't be silly...it's a circumcised, flint jiggy-ma-bob.

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    Jill Jul 22nd, 2010

    Guess thats called getting your rocks off...haha

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    Rozzi Jul 28th, 2010

    Laughed out loud -and YES- it has been toooooo long!!!!!

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