MyPheme – Tell It Like It Is

Arrrrg!!

I just got the new iphone 4, despite the "antenna-gate" issues that had been going on.  Having been an avid Blackberry person, I have had quite a learning curve and some of it hasn't been pretty.   

First off, this phone is way smarter than I am.  It does stuff that I can't believe, the app's just astounding to me everyday.  Its the TYPING that is the big issue.  For such a smart phone, why can't it have a sliding keyboard??  The phone corrects your typing and also suggests words it thinks you are typing.  If you are texting fast and don't have time to check the message before sending it, or if, as in my case, you happen to hit send by accident here is what can happen:
 
To my daughter:  
Honey, I loathe you, good nite! (instead of love you)

To my friends:
Should we incite the spouses? (instead of invite)

To my friend,
You are such a dick house (instead of dark horse)

To my other friend:
I am nit coming to your has, i will mean you later. (got that one?)

For something so advanced, it has reduced me to early childhood.  Thanks
Steve Jobs, for making me look bod. (bad!)