A flight attendant gets fed up with air travel, tells people to f-off on the intercom and then escapes down the emergency chute with two beers in hand. That's my fantasy!

Airline travel has never been worse. Canceled flights, jacked-up prices, delays, rude passengers and the added insult of the smallest bag of pretzels ever...if you're lucky. It's just not fun to fly anymore.We all have stories.

Yesterday a JetBlue flight attendant named Steven Slater said it all. Pissed off by an altercation with a passenger upon landing, (apparently this began at boarding) Slater grabbed the intercom and gave a short tirade on rudeness. He grabbed a couple of beers, deployed the emergency chute and departed the aircraft.

On his way down the chute, someone heard him yell, "I'm outta here, suckers!"

Thanks to him, we'll be paying more for those Emergency Exit seats. And to think, we thought it was all about extra leg room.