The higher the stupid quotient, the more successful the show. How about SO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUDGE?

You know the old saying, "Don't judge a book by its cover"? Well that's easier said than done. Since we are proud, card-carrying creatures of opinion, it's in our nature to judge. In fact, most of us judge each other within 8 seconds of meeting.

I have friends who are amazing at it. They're like airport scanners. And I'm not just talking about what kind of handbag you're carrying. I'm talking about the whole package. It's all a matter of how fast your brain processes initial impressions.

If we make all of the contestants judges, and take advantage of what we think we do best, (like does that tattoo scream SECOND MARRIAGE OR WHAT?) then we can get a fresh spin on the reality show scene which is in serious need of a face lift.