When my husband asks me this, it can only mean one thing.

For openers, I would like to apologize to those seated around me at last night's lovely party. While trying to speak over the really loud but fun dance music, my husband and I were caught discussing whether or not I would kiss his balls.

His timing couldn't have been better, nor mine because as the music transitioned into a softer tune, I screamed, "OF COURSE I'LL KISS YOUR BALLS, IF IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO YOU!"

He thought this was hysterical.

Could someone please tell the adorable octogenarian couple seated behind me that we were talking about his Championship Golf Match this morning for which he desperately wants to win? They darted out of there before I could explain.

My husband loves to use this line from that infamous Johnny Carson interview with Arnold Palmer's wife. It went something like this...Carson asked her what she did to give her husband luck and she said she KISSED HIS BALLS. His follow up line was, DOES THAT MAKE HIS PUTTER RISE? Stupid guy golf joke of all time but it works if well placed.

As for the ball kissing, I'm only kissing the new ones. You never know where those old ones have been.