A nutrition professor at Kansas State University proved it works. Could you do it?

I couldn't. Twinkies are barely a food group. They're like kitchen sponges with soap inside.  Professor Mark Haub went on a Twinkie diet for 10 weeks, and lost 27 pounds to prove that it is your calorie intake and not what you eat that causes weight loss.

A nutrition professor? Are you f**ng nuts.

How did he pick Twinkies? Can't these scholars test something worthwhile, like Pizza?

I don't need a professor to tell me about how calories work. I have my Mom. She has developed her own theory and it makes the most sense to me. It goes something like this:

"Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter."

She says she knows this to be true because, and I quote, "MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SHITS!"