Eyes In The Back Of The Head
All mothers claim to have this...but now, for real, so does an NYU Art Professor.
Professor Wafaa Bilal, a visual artist known for his interactive and performance pieces, had a small digital camera implanted in the back of his head for a new installation that he's working on. You heard me...a camera implanted in the back of his head.The camera will capture his everyday activities at one-minute intervals, 24-hours a day and then be transmitted to monitors at the Arab Museum of Modern Art in Qatar for an exhibit that celebrates "the things we don't see and leave behind".
We don't have the monitors, but can we still claim BEEN THERE DONE THAT?
Best part about this news is that from now on, when your non-cooperating teenagers poo-poo you about thinking that you really do know every move that they make, you can refer them to this true story.
Validation for the bull shit we've been spewing for years is important. You know, kind of gives us credibility when we say, "Don't f*ck with me honey, I have eyes in the back of my head".
But truthfully, if I'm going to spend money on implants, they're not going in the back of my head. I do just fine claiming I was born with them.
Susan
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Comments
Debi Nov 24th, 2010
I used to freak my kids out with that statement ............ for I do have an implant for eyes in the back of my head . It's called "been there done what you did so I know what you're going to do before you do it!" And if I implant anything else in my body , it won't be eyes..........it would be a sweet tooth eliminator 1200 *g* .......cause I DO have eyes in the back of my head
shari Nov 24th, 2010
I remember yrs ago driving with Jordan. Strapped into his carseat, he wanted to desperately show me something. I told him I couldn't turn around because I was driving.He said"just use your other eyes...the ones in the back of your head". Hmmmm,I wonder if he knows I can still do that!!