Who Ordered The Rubber Tire?
It was delivered to me by mistake and I want to return it. I’ll even pay for the shipping.
I woke up this morning and there it was. Wrapped around my middle and laughing out loud. How could this happen to me? I exercise my guts out (or at least I think I do). SO WHAT if I like a little gelato here and there, and maybe an occasional handful of M&M’s --that shouldn’t cause a spare tire to appear from nowhere.
My friend told me its hormones. F’that. My hormones are fine. I’ve always been moody and I’ve always had irregular periods. Hot flashes? Don’t think so, although I am the only one in my house who is never cold. Must be that 62degree thermostat setting…think of the money we’re saving.
Sorry to blog about this girls, but I feel with your savvy Mypheme audience out there maybe someone will know someone who needs a spare.
I’ve got to get rid of this thing.
Bertie L.
Media buyer, aspiring dog trainer, and proud card carrying member of the bitch and moan club. One of the very first Mypheme fans.
Comments
Lori Jun 5th, 2009
Agreed! Where can I return it??
Sam Jun 5th, 2009
Someone once told me it was aging. That it just happens. I do not like that one bit....
Debi Jun 6th, 2009
I call it my old age , earned the right trying to get rid of it but love myself so what gut ! I watch what I eat , I love seafood ( I see food and I eat it *g* ) but I say if you love yourself and it's just a samll gut ............. what's more important ? Looking like Tyra Banks ( who by the way put on some pounds herself) or loving who you are ...........