Tell It Like It Is
Wish all products were labeled like this.
Here are the new proposed designs for cigarette packaging. Simple, to the point, and you get it without having to bring out your readers to see the fine print. I like it when a label tells you exactly what's going on.
I'm wishing that Haagen Das would jump into the mix too. The label could show an ass in jeans with lots of back fat spillage. Copy could be something like this: I CAUSE BAD CRACK.
I'd be backing up out of that ice cream freezer--wouldn't you?
Gretchen Shift
Gretchen is an often exhausted, over-worked TV writer who goes by another name for important reasons like, she wants to keep her job. We are happy to report that as of this writing, her previous marriage plans are on indefinite hold--don't get us started but, she bought a new dog instead.
Comments
Debi Dec 3rd, 2010
I love it , or how about condoms with pictures of holes in them and girls being pregnant .........makes ya think twice, doesn't it . Better yet how about the cookies and showing a 400 lb person who can't get out of bed ......makes ya think doesn't it? There IS a tasteful way to advertise , let's hope advertisers don't take this ttttttoooooo far
Mom Dec 3rd, 2010
Remember "eat it today wear it tomorrow!" Evan be careful of Frozen dinners the sodium will kill you! And Happy Birthday Susan on Sunday and say it like it is! Go STEELERS!