Meat Police

Dec 13th, 2010 - by Susan
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Do you think this is safe to eat?

I have a bit of a phobia of meat not being thoroughly cooked. It started many years ago at a summer picnic when a friend, who wasn't a very good cook to begin with, took the chicken off the grill a little too early. Amidst the laughter and good cheer, I looked down at my plate and realized that I had eaten half of a very raw chicken breast. I was convinced that I would die a terrible death and spent the following 48 hours under a self- imposed salmonella watch. Nothing happened but it unleashed the "meat police" in me.

This drives my husband crazy because his inner caveman likes his beef very rare. Not just very, very rare, but very, very, very, scary rare. When he grills for our children, I have to watch him like a hawk-- although over the years they've become pretty good meat police too.

It's a widely known fact that poultry, mixed meats and pork should never be eaten rare. Fresh cuts of beef only contain bacteria on the outside so that's why they always warn you about properly handling it. In the case of mixed meats, like hamburgers (here's where my husband and I have our biggest beef) grinding the meat can spread the bacteria on the outside throughout the meat mixture and small areas of bacteria may survive cooking at a low temperature.

Rare meat can be extremely dangerous, depending on the source and the species, or delicious if handled appropriately. That's where the meat police come in.

I took this picture of my husband's plate over the weekend while at at friends dinner party. This was the last bite and look how rare it is! Can you imagine what the middle looked like?

He couldn't have been happier because I was on the other end of the table eating everyone's onion rings and I missed my meat patrol opportunity. I did however, manage to grab this piece of evidence before he gobbled it up.

(Forensics Note: No photoshop used in this picture).

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Susan

Susan is one of the creators of mypheme.com!

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    Debi Dec 13th, 2010

    Well that looks like a pretty good piece of meat to me. I will say in your defense , after eating a steak that looked like that I was sick for 24 hours after the fact. So now I always order my beef medium well. That way I can still get the red but have it cooked properly. As for you , the meat patrol.............. hmmmm , seems I knew someone once who ( has now) the fine art of sniffing food and no one ever notices. Does that rate up there with the meat patrol? Well,all I can say is 'tally ho' keep going and make no mis"steaks" about what you do !

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    shari Dec 13th, 2010

    that piece of meat would not make me happy.... To me it looks like its still alive!My oldest son would love it! The words he never wants to hear when I am cooking steak or hamburgers is "dinner is almost finished it just needs to be cooked a little more"

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    Mom Dec 13th, 2010

    Years ago the poplar appetizer before dinner was a dish called "Steak Tartar" It was ground RAW meat served on crackers or bread. I am still here to tell you it was great!

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    angie Dec 13th, 2010

    My "men" love their meat much like the one in picture, I'm close but like it pink. And I'd like Mom to know that steak tartar is still around ~ we sometimes make a version of it make it ourselves,super fresh chopped steak, chopped onions on pumpernickel bread with lots of pepper and salt, yum! Meat police gagging yet?
    p.s. no joke ... on a menu in sweden a few year ago we came across "roasted steak tartar" and when we asked what that might be it turned out to be a hamburger ~ still love that one

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    Rozzi Dec 13th, 2010

    I like my meat almost moo-ing too. What impressed me more was the "crooked pinky up" way your husband (do they still call him Nutty? ) holds his fork! Bon appetit!

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    Susan Dec 13th, 2010

    Rozzi...you made me wet my pants. LOL!!!!!

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