Cross eyed, middle aged, gray-haired and good sense of smell.

Dare I say, we can relate?

Hail to the mighty Heidi. Talk about instant celebrity, this cross-eyed opossum has 80,000 fans on Facebook, a music video on You Tube and is soon to be a mass produced plush toy. (This is going in our Summer Swag Bag--stay tuned).

Zoologists are speculating on why she may be crossed eyed and specialists are being flown in to conduct tests. Rumor has it that she had a poor diet when she was young and the fat deposited behind her eyes thus causing them to cross. Sounds like that habuki-shit my Grandmother used to say.

Ph-lease...You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that if you STAY UP ALL NIGHT, your eyes do that naturally.