Decaf My Ass, Text

Jan 2nd, 2012 - by Susan and Robbie
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When three decaffeinated and one regular cappuccino arrive on a tray to the table, how can you be sure that the waiter gets it right?

Susan: Is your husband still up?
Robbie: He's out like a light. Ur awake?
Susan: Seriously good dinner but all I can say is DECAF MY ASS.
Robbie: OMG you got his coffee?
Susan: That or I sat on an Epi Pen.
Robbie: LOL. He feel asleep with remote in hand.
Susan: Great...and I need an EKG.
Robbie: Hate when waiters do that. So sry.
Susan: What do I do?
Robbie: Clean closets?
Susan: Keep going.
Robbie: Read.
Susan: 2 hyper.
Robbie: Make 2 do lists.
Susan: Did that.
Robbie: Have sex?
Susan: That would be w/ myself because u know who is snoring.
Robbie: That's a blog.
Susan: Everything's a blog.
Robbie: Can we chat tomorrow am?
Susan: Hate to keep u up...2
Robbie: Hang in there.
Susan: Feel like someone propped open my eyelids w/ toothpicks.
Susan: U there?
Susan: This sucks!
Susan: Hellloooo
Susan: Never ordering decaf again.

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Susan and Robbie

The self appointed goddesses behind mypheme.com

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    Debi Jan 2nd, 2012

    See now high octane usually does not bother me but I hear ya Susan. The other night eveyrone else was so I decided to as well. Do you know what crap is on the telly at 1AM? Next time , I order raspberry ice tea or something alcoholic.

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    Lucy Jan 3rd, 2012

    I hate when that happens, but I guess it's better than having the spit in your coffee?

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