They are popping up in every neighborhood. I'm talking vegan restaurants.

Stores are now selling record amounts of kale and tofu.  There are unidentifiable types of vegan foods in every supermarket.  There is even a product line called Moms in the Raw.  Ha-Ha.  They must mean Moms with the Runs.  Ever have a fat free vegan oat cake? Or a vegan corn dog? What the hell is in that?  Does that even sound good?

My daughter and many of her pals are into vegan food.  Some have become strictly vegan, some just enjoy the food.  I'm not sure I get how one can eat Vegan food more than once a week, or once a month?  I know there are nutritional and philosophical reasons that people choose to eat vegan.  But really, I am guessing that after a while, you just get used to going to the bathroom 50 times a day.
Kale, really?  Have you ever seen what that can do to your intestines?
I actually tried a kale taco.  Warm kale with quinoa (try to pronounce that grain) and beans and celery with a side of avocado.  Okay, need I say more?  May I introduce you to my mega roll of Charmin?  Not sure how long this particular diet choice will last but for me, it's already over!