Good Reason To Become Pescatarian

Feb 8th, 2011 - by Robbie
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She was pissed off and wanted her feelings known.

A woman in Louisiana allegedly hit her boyfriend in the face
with a frozen steak because there wasn't enough room in his
freezer for her to cool off her cocktail.  The boyfriend, bleeding
on the right side of his face, called the cops and had her arrested.
For what? Assault with a deadly rib eye?

Okay.  Where do we begin with this one?   I love that these type
of stories make the wire services.  I honestly don't see what all the
fuss is about?  Whats a little steak in the face?  It's a new version
of steak tartare;  no need to grind it, just give it a smack.  After it thaws,
send it to Lady Gaga, she needs a new skirt.

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Robbie

Robbie lives in Los Angeles and is the co-founder
of Mypheme.com.

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    Debi Feb 8th, 2011

    Now that gives new meaning to "rib eye"

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