Dreaming In Mypheme-isms
Put those hormones to good use.
A recent BBM conversation:
Rob: Hey, gotta problem.Susan: What's up?
Rob: I am dreaming in Mypheme-isms.
Susan: Do u wake up sweaty?
Rob: No, but "My life is one big soundbite." Oops- c what I mean?
Susan: OMG, gotta use that one. Load it in. What else?
Rob: "Tweezers and a giant magnifying mirror are my new best friends".
Susan: You're a regular Hemingway.
Rob: And another..."How long can you really go between blow-drys? I think my personal best is 5 days."
Susan: Love it. But is that true?
Rob: "Life would be impossible without shower caps." And.. "Nothing says sexy like a shower cap."
Susan: Agree... It definitely adds to my overall nude look.
Rob: I think our lives are one big Mypheme-ism.
Susan: That's what happens when you TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
Rob: Ha Ha.
Susan: See...it makes you laugh and feel good about urself.
Rob: Well, had to share it.
Susan: That's the point!
Rob: I think I can do it like its my job.
Susan: There's another one!






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