Check out this excerpt from her new book BossyPants. She's clearly got it together when it comes to parenting!
The fridge was filled with leftovers, the relatives long gone.
I'm trying to eat this stuff three times a week and it ain't easy!
What happens when you go to your teenage daughters room and you find the door closed and she is in there with a boy?
I’m feeling generous this holiday season.
You never have to change the batteries!
I'm putting one in every room. You know what they say...safety first!
A Mypheme fan who has earned her stripes. Mother of 5, grandmother to 7, former exercise instructor, world class baker, aerobic swimming affection-ado and at age 42, traveled cross country on the back of her then soon-to-be husband's motorcycle to attend her daughter's college graduation. Kick'in!
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Comments
robbie Mar 29th, 2011
That made me LOL. Hilarious and genius! You can grab a snack on the way out of your burning house!
susan Mar 29th, 2011
CRAZY FUNNY!!!!!!
Debi Mar 29th, 2011
So does that come with a rental film? At least you get fed as you are trying to get out of the house .........
Jcamche Mar 29th, 2011
Hysterical.....: ) !!!
Shelley Mar 31st, 2011
First alarm I've ever seen that just might wake up my kids!