First Class Toilet Paper

May 29th, 2011 - by Susan
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One of my weekend house guests just paid me this compliment.

My house is very active during the summer months. My husband and I have rather large families and everyone usually comes at some point in the summer for a visit. Spread in between those visits are cherished out-of-town friends.  It can get kind of crazy, (don't get me started on laundry) but we put up with it because a quiet summer is not as much fun for us. And truthfully, full on family can be very entertaining...right up there with a summer blockbuster movie if you throw a couple of beers into the mix.

We all have some real character gems in our families, you know, the kind that make for those memorable moments that have you steeped in laughter (or amazement) until their next visit.

I'm not throwing him under the bus, but my step-father paid me a compliment that made me laugh so hard that it has become blog worthy.

My Mom was saying how much she loved coming to visit and seeing the kids, how wonderful the grilled chicken was, how comfortable the guest bed was, when my step-father chimed in and added "and don't forget, the first class toilet paper".

The Charmin 2 ply almost sent me to the ER with a piece of chicken lodged in my throat.

The funny part is, he really meant it.

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Susan

Susan is one of the creators of mypheme.com!

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    Mom May 29th, 2011

    Susan& Steven are the Pearl Mesta of Their home. It felt so good to have the top of everything. It's like going to a special spa and the toilet paper is so soft it can be used to blow your nose.

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    debi May 29th, 2011

    Now can you imagine everyone doing this at our beach house? That would b a blast __

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    shari May 29th, 2011

    Your mom is so funny too! be sure she doesn't use the PuffsPlus aloe tissues to wipe....that could burn.

    Time for a piece on toliet paper habits..are you a folder or a crumpler...steven folds...what a waste of time

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