The ultimate guide for men on how to navigate the PMS waters. Really?

PMSBuddy.com is a free service created with a single goal in mind: to keep guys aware of when their wife, girlfriend, mother, sister, daughter, or any other women in their life are closing in on "that time of the month" - when things can get intense for what may seem to be no reason at all.

What the f**k do you mean, no reason at all? There's always a reason.

Wait...there's more:

"For women, this is a great way to give people in your life a heads-up of when you might be feeling a bit irritable without having an awkward conversation."

My eye is twitching.

My temp is up.

Favorite Tip: During PMS women can feel bloated and unattractive. Show her how you really feel with some sexy lingerie.

I'll take the period hoodie and sweats, thank you very much.

They even have an App that allows a guy to log in his personal stats. It goes something like this:

National PMS Alert Levels

Currently Tracking: 42,013
PMS Starting Today: 1,656
PMS Starting within 5 days: 7,457
Overall Threat Index (1-4): 1

Seriously, who's the rocket scientist that wrote the tutorial on this one? I will eat him for breakfast.