Had to share this politically correct joke.

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

TOURIST:                                                                         $15.00

BROILED MISSIONARY:                                                  $20.00

FRIED EXPLORER:                                                          $25.00

BAKED DEMOCRAT OR GRILLED REPUBLICAN:        $100.00    

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."