Dorm room shopping via text.

Rob: Bad selection in Twin XL.
Susan: Forget about 800 thread count. Go Beach.
Rob: ?
Susan: I meant Beech. Sheets made from trees.
Rob: Do they attract bugs?
Susan: Ha Ha. Get the BBB.
Rob: ?
Susan: Bed Bug Barrier. Zip cover for mattress.
Rob: Got it already. Expensive.
Susan: Can't f**k with Bugs.
Rob: How about that Body Pillow?
Susan: You can f**k with that.
Rob: OMG. Chair? Pole lamp? Vornado Fan?
Susan: Load it on.
Rob: So much shit in my cart.
Susan: Hope u brought ur coupons.
Rob: U know it.
Susan: I hold the record for using BBB coups.
Rob: U r the biggest BBB!
Susan: ?
Rob: Best Bragging Beeatch.
Susan: Shop on GF!