Who wants to suck face with their iphone?

I can't remain tight-lipped about this insane app. OMG. Did you know that for 99 cents, you can purchase an app called REAL KISS that allows you to download the lip pictures of your loved ones, (yes dogs and celebrities included), so that you can KISS them on your iphone? When you lock lips with the screen, you get a little vibration, too!

Seriously...do you know where your fingers have been? Who in their right mind would kiss a germ filled iphone screen?

The app is obviously designed to replace the nightstand photos and wallet sized pictures that we often kiss if we miss someone who isn't around.  But the added vibration and life size lip image?

I'm sure that some psycho is sticking this in their pants.

Once again, money to be made in developing "out-there", "high-stupid-quotient" apps.