iPad Reflection

Oct 1st, 2011 - by Gretchen Shift
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I love my iPad but...

I bet you thought that I was going to get all poetic or something about the wonders of owning an iPad. Well, it may be fun to use but it has a major design flaw, for sure.

Did you ever catch your reflection on the screen before it fires up? The extreme low angle of my face and neck is nothing short of a HORROR SHOW. We are talking quintuplet chin and 4 baggers under the eyes.

I want to vomit. The first thing that came to my mind may shock you but, let's get real...is that what I look like when I'm on top of my boyfriend? OMG, where did all that extra skin come from?

And to think, I was worried about chin hairs.

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Gretchen Shift

Gretchen is an often exhausted, over-worked TV writer who goes by another name for important reasons like, she wants to keep her job. We are happy to report that as of this writing, her previous marriage plans are on indefinite hold--don't get us started but, she bought a new dog instead.

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    Debi Oct 1st, 2011

    I just don't look anymore *g*

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    Anne Oct 1st, 2011

    Wait until the screen gets bright.

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