Going to a concert ain't what it used to be.

A friend of mine went to a Bryan Ferry concert and made an observation.  When you go to a concert of an artist from your youth, you look around and see many people your own age only they look OLD.  We, of course do not age but THEY do.  After getting over that shock you also begin to see how different things are when you go to a concert, or a sports game.  If you decide to drink beer, or drink most anything liquid, you run the risk of missing a good chunk of the performance.  Men, in particular, seem to have less of an ability to hold their liquids than they used to.  You can practically figure out who is what age by how many times they have to take a leak at the show.  So in addition to dealing with the gray haired folks singing along with every song, you have to really strategize how much you want to party.   Either that or try to squeeze into a pair of Depends??