Does "it" look big in these pants?

You know that Lady Gaga song, "Born This Way"? Well, that song was written for my ass. No matter how hard I exercise, how much I diet, nothing seems to reduce my junk in the trunk.

My husband, a guy not known to mince words, and who thinks Dr. Phil is the biggest pussy ever, has mastered the perfect answer for the question that I always seem to ask.

"Yes, dear...but I love your Ass".

Gets me out the door every time. Found this mug and wrapping it for Christmas.